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Baseball Wants to Be Football So Bad It’s Embarrassing
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Baseball Wants to Be Football So Bad It’s Embarrassing

This is going to be a rant... Fair warning, lots of swearing...

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Aug 07, 2025
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Football training camp is here.

Cue the slobbering. The hot takes. The manufactured storylines. The endless loop of grainy practice clips that get dissected like Zapruder film. And of course, the fans. Jesus Christ, the fans.

Seventy-five thousand people showed up in Green Bay to watch a fucking practice.

Not a game. Not even a scrimmage. A practice. In sh…

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