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Fit and Flustered

"Exercise is king. Nutrition is queen. Put them together and you've got a kingdom." - Jack LaLanne

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Aug 01, 2024
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Alexi jumped out of bed and said she needed to “knock-out” 20 minutes on the treadmill. Next to her treadmill was an elliptical machine, so I decided to give it a go. I hadn't worked out since high school, and today seemed as good a day as any to start. I had dabbled with free weights a bit when I had a few roommates’ years ago, but nothing serious.

The machine was set to the lowest level when I got on—no incline, and it was very easy, I could do 20 minutes while she ran next to me. Five minutes in, I started sweating, and my heart rate increased to a level not seen in years. The first signs of worry began to hit me. “How could this be so hard?” I thought. Alexi was running fast next to me and talking about something. I wasn’t paying attention because this was a little harder than I’d realized it would be. She looked over and asked, “You alright?” I replied, “Yeah… of course.” “Just checking, your face is a little red.”

At seven minutes, I was panicking, “How the hell am I going to do another thirteen minutes?” I got another, “You sure you are alright?” and again replied, “I’m good.” I was trying not to panic, but the feeling was beginning to overtake me. She looked concerned and a bit amused. Sweat was pouring off of me. I checked to make sure the level of difficulty hadn’t gone up, it hadn’t. How could a minute seem so long? I couldn’t think straight. By the eight-minute mark, I was spent. “I might be having a heart attack,” I thought, I wanted to quit and pass out, but I couldn’t. What would she think of me?

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rantings is a working man’s philosophy journal built from what I’ve read, observed, and refuse to ignore. It’s opinion rooted in critical thought, exploring culture, politics, and sports to find where character still matters.
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