It used to be quiet.
Baseball had space. Space to think. Space to breathe. Space between pitches, between innings, between thoughts. You didn’t know what was said in the dugout. You didn’t know what the catcher whispered to the pitcher on the mound. You didn’t know if the guy on first base was laughing or talking trash.
And that was the point.
Now? We’ve put a mic on it. We’ve lit it. Packaged it. Streamed it.
Here’s the pitch, straight from the league’s marketing department, “We’re bringing fans closer to the game.”
What they mean is, they’re cutting the mystery out of it. And selling what’s left.
They mic up the right fielder in the 4th inning and ask him questions during live play.
“Hey, what was it like growing up in the Dominican?”
“What’s your favorite movie?”
“How are you feeling about this 3–2 count with two on and two out?”
Are you kidding me?
The guy’s trying to read a hitter, make a play, stay focused and we’ve got him doing a podcast in real time. We’ve reduced a live professional sporting event into background footage for a personality segment.
We think we’re getting closer, but we’re not. We’re getting louder.
There was a time when the dugout felt like a church. It had silence, ritual, routine. You didn’t know what went on in there and that’s what made it powerful.
Now we’ve got GoPros in lockers. Boom mics picking up pep talks. Post-game TikToks shot before the game even ends.
The clubhouse used to be off-limits. Not anymore. Every space is “behind the scenes” now, which means there is no behind the scenes.
The whole fucking thing is a stage.
Think back to that moment in 1977, Yankee Stadium, national TV, Billy Martin pulling Reggie Jackson off the field mid-inning. A shouting match in the dugout. Chaos on the verge of boiling over. Legendary.
But you didn’t know what was said.
And that was the magic. You wondered. You imagined. It gave the moment weight because it wasn't narrated in real time by a broadcaster with a mic in someone’s face.
That tension, the drama, the humanity of it was real because it wasn’t mic’d up. It wasn’t for show. It wasn’t part of the package.
We were allowed to not know. That space? That not knowing? That’s gone now.
And what does it do to the players?
You think they can be real when they’re mic’d up?
They can’t swear. Can’t spit. Can’t say what they actually think about a teammate blowing a sign or a manager screwing up a pitching change.
They have to perform, smile, banter, deliver a soundbite.
That’s not “authentic access.” That’s brand management.
We’ve turned baseball players into influencers who just happen to hit 400-foot home runs.
Go back. Think about Vin Scully.
The man understood timing. He knew when to shut up. Knew when the moment was bigger than a word. He let the roar of the crowd say something. He let the pause do the talking.
Now? We fill every second. Every pitch has analysis. Every inning has a guest. Every moment has noise.
Even the silences are gone.
And baseball without silence is just chaos in slow motion.
Let’s be honest, it’s not about the fans. It’s about the metrics.
Mic’d up clips go viral. Interviews become reels. Broadcasters get social media engagement. The league gets “connection.”
And the game itself? It gets gutted.
This isn’t connection. This is surveillance. This is commodification.
They’re not protecting the game. They’re producing it.
We lose mystery.
We lose privacy.
We lose the quiet parts of the game where players get to be players, not entertainers.
And we lose the part of baseball that was always a little unknowable. The superstitions. The rhythms. The coded glances. The things you had to watch closely to understand.
Now? You don’t watch. You scroll. You consume.
This is part of the same machine we’ve been talking about.
The stadium turned into a casino.
The fan turned into a gambler.
The player turned into a product.
Mic’d up baseball is just the next step. One more way to flatten the game and feed the algorithm.
And if baseball has always been a metaphor for life, for patience, for quiet confidence, for knowing when to speak and when to shut up then maybe we should be asking:
When did we decide that being louder was better than being present?
Because the game used to whisper.
Now it screams.
And I miss the silence.
You ask why I still watch.
Because I mute the TV.
And I turn on the radio.
Because radio still has a little magic left in it.
Guys like Jon Miller with the San Francisco Giants, he gets it. He still knows how to let the game breathe. He paints with words, but he knows when to stop talking. He respects the silence.
But we’re running out of voices like that.
Where are the new Vin Scullys? The new Bob Ueckers?
These men weren’t just voices. They were companions. They carried generations through seasons, through slumps, through summers that felt endless. And they knew the most important lesson of all, you don’t have to say something just because their’s silence.
Vin Scully could stop mid-sentence and let the crowd tell the story. He knew that a home run sometimes needs a minute of nothing, just sound, just feeling, just the weight of what just happened hanging in the air.
Uecker? He had the timing of a stand-up comic, but also the wisdom to pull back and let a moment breathe. He didn’t compete with the game. He respected it.
Today? The booth is filled with analysts, influencers, and former players who treat broadcasting like it’s a fucking podcast or a panel show. The game becomes background noise to a stream of talking points, trivia, forced laughter.
We don’t need more talk. We need more storytellers.
That’s why I still watch. But it’s also why I’ve learned how to watch differently.
I mute the flash. I tune out the noise. I listen to the parts of the game that still sound like baseball.
Because somewhere underneath all the “content,” the game is still there. It's not loud. It's not branded. It’s quieter now. You have to strain a little to hear it. But it’s there.
In the pop of the ball. In the low murmur of a late-inning crowd. In the voice of a good radio man(old timey) who doesn’t need to impress you, he just needs to bring you along.
Baseball still whispers.
But only if you stop shouting long enough to hear it.
You’re speaking for many of us. Corporate enshitification manipulates and pollutes anything for a buck. Fuckin’ leeches who can’t fathom beauty, grace, tradition, or any organic natural goodness. Thanks for your eloquence.
Yep. I especially dislike those live interviews during the game.